Humour
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
John Redwood is a young man, but, let's face it, so was Margaret Thatcher in 1975.
Edward Leigh, member of Parliament, during a radio interview
I don't care what anyone says, I think George W Bush is a shining wit. (But then I am prone to spoonerizing.)
Bruce Chilton
I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat.
Vice President Al Gore
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain